“Do Not Take Life Too Seriously. You Will Not Get Out Of It Alive.”
Hysterical Online Dating Unsernames!
We’re told, that many couples have met online and lived happily ever after, aren’t we?
Taking this tidbit of information, I took another peek at who’s online and what they’re looking for.
A fresh perspective, if you will…
I did not come up empty-handed (pun intended) while reading these hysterical usernames that men have created for themselves.
Some of these guys are freakin’ hysterical!
And some, a little sad…
A man’s online dating username offers a ton of insight as to what they’re looking for and who they are.
Here are last night’s
TOP 20 HYSTERICAL MALE USERNAMES:
Laughing so hard, I spit out a little wine. I mean, we all know that’s the most physically attractive part of man, don’t we?
Biblical and clever!
His intent is clear, but geez, can he carry on a conversation?
Don’t these “feet people” have their own sites?
Hmmmmm…He probably thinks women see that and think, “Awwwwww…”
Is he a CA guy, or an escapee?
Ummmmmm…congratulations? Wait. Are we talking toupees and dentures, or the real McCoy?
Yes, you are. And, oh by the way, ICK.
He’s set the bar pretty high for himself.
Nike called. They want their royalty check.
Johnny Cash fan or a pirate? Ya scurvy dog!
Anyone else immediately picture the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
I see what you did there. Still, no.
Are you, though? Or are you just plain ol’ crazy?
Translation: He drinks beer and isn’t on a diet.
This is what it’s come to?
Could we just meet for coffee and see how it goes?
Thoughtless or lazy? Either way, I’m out.
Ponytail? Man bun? Or moobs? You know, it’s one of the three!
It was fun taking a look around, and I give credit to these guys for having the guts to “get out there.”
There’s gotta be a MasterCard commercial in that username somewhere…