Daily Posts


Daily Posts



“Hi! I’m moving some stuff around/making some changes/upgrading.

There are 72 posts to read, while I work in the background.”

-A


Under Construction sign

23-Apr-2021

Site Under Construction

Under Construction sign

22-Apr-2021

Site Under Construction

Under Construction sign

21-Apr-2021

Site Under Construction


“I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.”

-Colonel Sanders


Congress Capitol Building

20-Apr-2021

The Double Standards Of Maxine Waters

18-April-2021

Good Sleep Is Important

fruit with yellow background

17-Apr-2021

Fruity-Fruity Cocoa Pop


“Don’t mess with the bull, young man. You’ll get the horns.”

-Richard “Dick” Vernon


matrix code

5-Apr-2021 through 16-April-2021

Hacking Hackers

(Blog site down for ten days, due to a few nefarious bastards’ subpar hacking abilities, which were no match for the superstar cyber experts who ultimately discarded their kindergarten-level code, like they were flinging a particularly-heinous booger from their fingers.)


“Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.”

-Bob Thaves


5-Apr-2021

Blog Site Down

4-Apr-2021

What In The Space Force Is Happening?

Canadian flag

3-Apr-2021

Why Should Never Marry A Canadian


“My computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.”

-Emo Philips


frozen margarita

2-Apr-2021

Teeny-Tiny, DEADLY-DELICIOUS Margaritas

Girl in bookstore

1-Apr-2021

Reading List – March 2021

Stock photo - tomatoes

31-Mar-2021

How To Grow A Tomato Plant That Bears Tomatoes


“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”

-Elbert Hubbard


Izzy & Little Man in their Christmas sweaters

28-Mar-2021

Making A Lifetime Commitment To A Pet

29-Mar-2021

10 Reasons To NOT Fire Your Hairstylist

Brick wall with poster of half of an angry woman's face on it - how to deal with toxic people at work

30-Mar-2021

See You Next Tuesday – Deal With Toxic People At Work


“Health nuts are going to feel stupid one day…lying in hospitals and dying of nothing.”

-Red Foxx


My personal photo of me

25-Mar-2021

Out To Lunch

MARTINI

26-Mar-2021

The Perfect Vodka Martini

My truck, blown to shit, in Iraq

27-Mar-2021

Have You Killed Anyone?


“If any of you cry at my funeral, I’ll never speak to you again.”

-Stan Laurel


Miami Beach

22-Mar-2021

Miami Midlife Crisis

Mine

23-Mar-2021

The RISE of The Little Helper

Lewinsky

24-Mar-2021

Sword Swallowing Old Birds


“My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.”

-Mike Myers


Dinner Rolls

19-Mar-2021

Real Men Eat Dinner Rolls

Blue Rose

20-Mar-2021

I See You, Roseville!

Red power drill

21-Mar-2021

You Don’t Have To Fix This


“I can resist everything except temptation.”

-Oscar Wilde


Sick woman sneezing

16-Mar-2021

Out Sick. Be Back Soon.

Leprechaun hat

17-Mar-2021

Best of Luck

18-Mar-2021

Hotter Than A Laredo Parking Lot


“I’m such a good lover, because I practice a lot on my own.”

-Woody Allen


Cat backside

13-Mar-2021

Jabba The Hutt Lives!

14-Mar-2021

EARN FREE CASH w/NO PHONE!

Sunrise through the weeds with blue sky

15-Mar-2021

If Travel Was Free


“I used to jog, but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.”

-David Lee Roth


Open window over foggy, green fields

10-Mar-2021

A Pet’s Unconditional Love

Sun rising over a green field with daisies

11-Mar-2021

Top 20 HYSTERICAL Female Usernames

12-Mar-2021

Rare Sunshine People


“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”

-Erma Bombeck


Sunrise over mountain range and light green field

7-Mar-2021

Kittens And Garbage Cans

Blog

8-Mar-2021

Bloggety Blogging Blogger

Black lace bra, flowers and jewelry

9-Mar-2021

Buying Fire & Ice Thongs


“The road to success is always under construction.”

-Lily Tomlin


Carrots

4-Mar-2021

Dangling The Golden Carrot

Squishy balls with smiley faces

5-Mar-2021

Grady’s Birthday Job

Bottles of liquor on shelves

6-Mar-2021

Bourbon versus Whiskey


“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

-Steven Wright


Loni Anderson in red bathing suit

1-Mar-2021

If I Was Loni Anderson…

Deserted highway

2-Mar-2021

It’s a WTF? Tuesday

Snagglepuss

3-Mar-2021

Heavens To Murgatroyd!


“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.”

-Casey Stengel


Reading glasses and book, reading in bed at the end of the day, or starting your day off with reading

26-Feb-2021

Hold Your Ground

Man laying in the green grass, barefoot, next to a lake and a forest

27-Feb-2021

Hysterical Male Online Dating Usernames

This is what heaven looks like to me

28-Feb-2021

Ten New-Career Tips


“Never – under any circumstances – take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”

-Dave Barry


Mosaic happy face on pavement

23-Feb-2021

Take Care of YOU

24-Feb-2021

Get A Hobby

City on the river, river view

25-Feb-2021

You’ve Got 30 Minutes


“I drink to make other people more interesting.”

-Ernest Hemingway


Little Man with a red ball in his mouth, tongue out

20-Feb-2021

I Wonder What My Dog Named Me

Relax sign on restaurant window

21-Feb-2021

Coffee, Chocolate & Bacon

Barbed wire on a fence post in focus

22-Feb-2021

Grow Stuff!


“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR.”

-George Carlin


dark pink geraniums

17-Feb-2021

Rest in peace, Mr. Limbaugh

Blue sky, blue water, house on the coast

18-Feb-2021

The “Oprah Generation”

rolling green hills

19-Feb-2021

George the Goat


“Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.”

-Jim Davis


hundreds of white, pink and dark pink hearts

14-Feb-2021

Flower Shop & Vaccines

Green Seedlings growing up through a rusted grate

15-Feb-2021

Texas Donuts

Having a hobby is important!  Anything that you gets away from a screen and doing something that brings you joy is a good thing!

16-Feb-2021

Bitcoin & Pep Texts


“Laugh a lot. It burns lots of calories.”

-Jessica Simpson


Daily Inspirations and Mind Meandering Posts, Focused On Positivity & Humor

11-Feb-2021

People & Cake

Hand in the blurred woods holding a large acorn in the palm

12-Feb-2021

Fleetwood Mac & Arthur Carlson

Positive Poetry, Quick & Simple - Poetry That Makes Sense

13-Feb-2021

Walmart Cupcake Goddess


Restart. Refocus. Reinvent.


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