Daily Posts
“Hi! I’m moving some stuff around/making some changes/upgrading.
There are 72 posts to read, while I work in the background.”
-A
23-Apr-2021
Site Under Construction
22-Apr-2021
Site Under Construction
21-Apr-2021
Site Under Construction
“I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.”
-Colonel Sanders
20-Apr-2021
The Double Standards Of Maxine Waters
18-April-2021
Good Sleep Is Important
17-Apr-2021
Fruity-Fruity Cocoa Pop
“Don’t mess with the bull, young man. You’ll get the horns.”
-Richard “Dick” Vernon
5-Apr-2021 through 16-April-2021
Hacking Hackers
(Blog site down for ten days, due to a few nefarious bastards’ subpar hacking abilities, which were no match for the superstar cyber experts who ultimately discarded their kindergarten-level code, like they were flinging a particularly-heinous booger from their fingers.)
“Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.”
-Bob Thaves
5-Apr-2021
Blog Site Down
4-Apr-2021
What In The Space Force Is Happening?
3-Apr-2021
Why Should Never Marry A Canadian
“My computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.”
-Emo Philips
2-Apr-2021
Teeny-Tiny, DEADLY-DELICIOUS Margaritas
1-Apr-2021
Reading List – March 2021
31-Mar-2021
How To Grow A Tomato Plant That Bears Tomatoes
“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
-Elbert Hubbard
28-Mar-2021
Making A Lifetime Commitment To A Pet
29-Mar-2021
10 Reasons To NOT Fire Your Hairstylist
30-Mar-2021
See You Next Tuesday – Deal With Toxic People At Work
“Health nuts are going to feel stupid one day…lying in hospitals and dying of nothing.”
-Red Foxx
25-Mar-2021
Out To Lunch
26-Mar-2021
The Perfect Vodka Martini
27-Mar-2021
Have You Killed Anyone?
“If any of you cry at my funeral, I’ll never speak to you again.”
-Stan Laurel
22-Mar-2021
Miami Midlife Crisis
23-Mar-2021
The RISE of The Little Helper
24-Mar-2021
Sword Swallowing Old Birds
“My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.”
-Mike Myers
19-Mar-2021
Real Men Eat Dinner Rolls
20-Mar-2021
I See You, Roseville!
21-Mar-2021
You Don’t Have To Fix This
“I can resist everything except temptation.”
-Oscar Wilde
16-Mar-2021
Out Sick. Be Back Soon.
17-Mar-2021
Best of Luck
18-Mar-2021
Hotter Than A Laredo Parking Lot
“I’m such a good lover, because I practice a lot on my own.”
-Woody Allen
13-Mar-2021
Jabba The Hutt Lives!
14-Mar-2021
EARN FREE CASH w/NO PHONE!
15-Mar-2021
If Travel Was Free
“I used to jog, but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.”
-David Lee Roth
10-Mar-2021
A Pet’s Unconditional Love
11-Mar-2021
Top 20 HYSTERICAL Female Usernames
12-Mar-2021
Rare Sunshine People
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
-Erma Bombeck
7-Mar-2021
Kittens And Garbage Cans
8-Mar-2021
Bloggety Blogging Blogger
9-Mar-2021
Buying Fire & Ice Thongs
“The road to success is always under construction.”
-Lily Tomlin
4-Mar-2021
Dangling The Golden Carrot
5-Mar-2021
Grady’s Birthday Job
6-Mar-2021
Bourbon versus Whiskey
“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.“
-Steven Wright
1-Mar-2021
If I Was Loni Anderson…
2-Mar-2021
It’s a WTF? Tuesday
3-Mar-2021
Heavens To Murgatroyd!
“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.”
-Casey Stengel
26-Feb-2021
Hold Your Ground
27-Feb-2021
Hysterical Male Online Dating Usernames
28-Feb-2021
Ten New-Career Tips
“Never – under any circumstances – take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”
-Dave Barry
23-Feb-2021
Take Care of YOU
24-Feb-2021
Get A Hobby
25-Feb-2021
You’ve Got 30 Minutes
“I drink to make other people more interesting.”
-Ernest Hemingway
20-Feb-2021
I Wonder What My Dog Named Me
21-Feb-2021
Coffee, Chocolate & Bacon
22-Feb-2021
Grow Stuff!
“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR.”
-George Carlin
17-Feb-2021
Rest in peace, Mr. Limbaugh
18-Feb-2021
The “Oprah Generation”
19-Feb-2021
George the Goat
“Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.”
-Jim Davis
14-Feb-2021
Flower Shop & Vaccines
15-Feb-2021
Texas Donuts
16-Feb-2021
Bitcoin & Pep Texts
“Laugh a lot. It burns lots of calories.”
-Jessica Simpson
11-Feb-2021
People & Cake
12-Feb-2021
Fleetwood Mac & Arthur Carlson
13-Feb-2021
Walmart Cupcake Goddess