Let me say it one more time for the cheap seats in the back:
Online dating is a STRAIGHT-UP hallucinogenic fishbowl of certifiable crazy.
Category: EPIC Dating Failures
Laugh along with me, and be thankful that it didn’t happen to you. The lessons I’ve learned through my EPIC dating failures are here.
EPIC Dating Failures! (What In The World Is BDSM?)
Fair warning: When you conduct your own search, most likely, there will be pictures. If you’re not ready for what you’re about to see, it will be fifty shades of DISTURBING.
EPIC Dating Failures! (Mothers, Catholics & Sisters, Oh My!)
For the record, let me just say that I don’t give a flying fig about what two consenting adults do behind closed doors. Truly.
Remember, people like to get their “crazy” out there right away.
EPIC Dating Failures! (Negative Nelson)
I kind of felt like Godzilla stomping through Tokyo, with all of the little locals scampering around, as I crashed through the streets.
EPIC Dating Failures! (Cornell? Yeah, You’ve Mentioned It)
I do not recommend EVER ending a date like this nursing-home-drop-out did.
EPIC Dating Failures! (Mr. I’m Not An Alcoholic)
*** Online Dating Rule #1: NEVER have your online date pick you up at your home – ALWAYS meet your online date in a public setting. ***