If you’re over 50 and conscious, you know that helpers are a HUGE part of dating, after 50.
Real men don’t care what your flowerpot looks like, as long as they are the only ones planting the seeds.
People are judging whether or not they like you in, like, a nanosecond.
Gentlemen, going for the gold in the mattress Olympics takes some thoughtfulness and consideration on your part.
The married couple had reached a compromise, at the onset of their marriage, that she’d partake in turtle snorkeling only once a year — on his birthday.
FatBikerBallz: There’s gotta be a MasterCard commercial in that username somewhere…
Let me say it one more time for the cheap seats in the back:
Online dating is a STRAIGHT-UP hallucinogenic fishbowl of certifiable crazy.
Fair warning: When you conduct your own search, most likely, there will be pictures. If you’re not ready for what you’re about to see, it will be fifty shades of DISTURBING.
For the record, let me just say that I don’t give a flying fig about what two consenting adults do behind closed doors. Truly.
Remember, people like to get their “crazy” out there right away.
I kind of felt like Godzilla stomping through Tokyo, with all of the little locals scampering around, as I crashed through the streets.